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NBA So Boring Announcer Falls Asleep
Last Tuesday night’s nationally televised game between the Houston Rockets and Miami Heat had the lowest ratings of the season this year. As the interest in NBA basketball plummets, ratings are taking a monumental hit across the league. Games have become so boring that even the announcers are struggling to pay attention and in some cases stay awake.
Questions and Answers…
Questions and Answers Q. Where Should We Make Political Statements? A. At a political rally. B. In front of government buildings. C. At a sports event, where people go to get away from politics and pay crazy money to attend. Q. What is your empathy for sports millionaires? A. They need to make a living,…
7 Reasons Not to Watch Sports
You want to spend time with your friends and family…with a beer in your hand. You want to actually exercise and get healthy…with or without a beer in your hand. You actually might want to start playing that musical instrument, developing a hobby, revisiting existing hobbies, ski, swim…with or without a beer in your hand. …
ESPN’s Le Batard Continues to Politicize Sports
Orlando Magic player Jonathan Isaac refused to kneel for the National Anthem because of his religious beliefs. Free speech wasn’t good enough for ESPN talking head Dan Le Batard, who has been a spearhead for the politicization of sports. Issac later tore his ACL, which seemed to be humorous for Le Batard, who then asked…
Miami Dolphins Lose Hard Rock Stadium to Pickleball Tournament
Pickleball fans let out a collective sigh of relief last week when it was confirmed the 2020 Florida Pickleball Championships would continue as planned at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami. Stadium spokesman Klee Meyers said, “The Sunday, September 13th open day game against the New England Patriots got lost in the shuffle. We were so…
Football’s Grand Experiment Eliminates Physical Contact
Now that the Tennessee Titans have confirmed that an employee contracted the Covid-19 virus, the NFL has decided to provide the ultimate in player protection. The league announced Tuesday they had come to an agreement between players, coaches and team owners to reduce the possibility of players contracting the Covid-19 virus. New rules going into…