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Football’s Grand Experiment Eliminates Physical Contact

Now that the Tennessee Titans have confirmed that an employee contracted the Covid-19 virus, the NFL has decided to provide the ultimate in player protection. The league announced Tuesday they had come to an agreement between players, coaches and team owners to reduce the possibility of players contracting the Covid-19 virus. New rules going into…

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Despite Pandemic, NBA Fan Continues to Support Team

Despite Pandemic, NBA Fan Continues to Support Team ANAHEIM, Calif.—The recent economic downturn hasn’t deterred one NBA fan, who continues to support his team through online purchases and other league-licensed products.  Los Angeles Lakers fan David Taylor, 48, who was recently laid off from his manufacturing job, doesn’t understand why people are turning away from…

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Grim Reality of Cancelled Football Season Hits Home for Colorado Players

Grim Reality of Cancelled Football Season Hits Home for Colorado Players BOULDER, Colo.—Now that the Pac-12 conference has cancelled their entire fall season, a number of University of Colorado Buffalo football players are wondering what they are supposed to do.  “I mean, we did go to some classes last season, but they are now saying…

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More Reasons Not to Watch: Black NBA Player Makes Racially Charged Comment Against White Player

Bad behavior on the NBA court. LA Clippers forward Montrez Harrell apparently called Dallas Mavericks Slovenian player Luka Doncic a ‘b***h a*s white boy‘ after a scuffle (Daily Wire). To be honest, one ESPN analyst (a former player) and an Outkick reporter both were quick to rebuke Harrell. Remember incidents like this before you shell…

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Sports Now a Platform for Social Justice?

One of the many reasons people are not planning to watch or attend professional sports is the introduction of politics into what was once considered entertainment.  This politicization has been increased due to the Colin Kaepernick flag kneeling–and now George Floyd’s tragic death in Minneapolis. Northeastern University’s Dan Lebowitz, executive director for the school’s Center…

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Questions and Answers…

Questions and Answers Q.  Where Should We Make Political Statements? A.  At a political rally. B.  In front of government buildings. C.  At a sports event, where people go to get away from politics and pay crazy money to attend. Q.  What is your empathy for sports millionaires? A.  They need to make a living,…