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Football’s Grand Experiment Eliminates Physical Contact

Now that the Tennessee Titans have confirmed that an employee contracted the Covid-19 virus, the NFL has decided to provide the ultimate in player protection. The league announced Tuesday they had come to an agreement between players, coaches and team owners to reduce the possibility of players contracting the Covid-19 virus. New rules going into…

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NBA So Boring Announcer Falls Asleep

Last Tuesday night’s nationally televised game between the Houston Rockets and Miami Heat had the lowest ratings of the season this year. As the interest in NBA basketball plummets, ratings are taking a monumental hit across the league. Games have become so boring that even the announcers are struggling to pay attention and in some cases stay awake.

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NFL Shortens Games to Include More National Anthems

The NFL announced Friday they will make adjustments to the upcoming 2020 football season to allow for an enhanced inclusion of various cultures into the pre-game celebration. Beginning on opening day, every game this season will include an extended National Anthem “sing-along” to include up to 16 different pieces of music. In a press release…