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Football’s Grand Experiment Eliminates Physical Contact

Now that the Tennessee Titans have confirmed that an employee contracted the Covid-19 virus, the NFL has decided to provide the ultimate in player protection. The league announced Tuesday they had come to an agreement between players, coaches and team owners to reduce the possibility of players contracting the Covid-19 virus. New rules going into…

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Despite Pandemic, NBA Fan Continues to Support Team

Despite Pandemic, NBA Fan Continues to Support Team ANAHEIM, Calif.—The recent economic downturn hasn’t deterred one NBA fan, who continues to support his team through online purchases and other league-licensed products.  Los Angeles Lakers fan David Taylor, 48, who was recently laid off from his manufacturing job, doesn’t understand why people are turning away from…

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Grim Reality of Cancelled Football Season Hits Home for Colorado Players

Grim Reality of Cancelled Football Season Hits Home for Colorado Players BOULDER, Colo.—Now that the Pac-12 conference has cancelled their entire fall season, a number of University of Colorado Buffalo football players are wondering what they are supposed to do.  “I mean, we did go to some classes last season, but they are now saying…

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More Reasons Not to Watch: Black NBA Player Makes Racially Charged Comment Against White Player

Bad behavior on the NBA court. LA Clippers forward Montrez Harrell apparently called Dallas Mavericks Slovenian player Luka Doncic a ‘b***h a*s white boy‘ after a scuffle (Daily Wire). To be honest, one ESPN analyst (a former player) and an Outkick reporter both were quick to rebuke Harrell. Remember incidents like this before you shell…

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Two Women Accuse Former Washington Running Back Guice of Rape at LSU

Two women have alleged that former NFL running back Derrius Guice raped them while he was a player at LSU (CBS Sports, originally reported by USA TODAY). Guice, a second-round draft pick of the Washington Redskins (now Washington Football Team), was released in early August following his arrest for domestic violence-related charges, which included felony…

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NBA So Boring Announcer Falls Asleep

Last Tuesday night’s nationally televised game between the Houston Rockets and Miami Heat had the lowest ratings of the season this year. As the interest in NBA basketball plummets, ratings are taking a monumental hit across the league. Games have become so boring that even the announcers are struggling to pay attention and in some cases stay awake.